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7 Minute Miracle...it works!!

 The Lighter-Than-Air Ministries

Non-Christian   Non-Judgemental  
        Non-Profit   Since 1993

Thank You  -No tickets remain for our July 20th Event  Your donations are appreciated. We hope that you and yours will join us for our next experience 
Pending new guidance our next event ,ocean side  the early evening
Saturday 9/14/19 

A Letter to our Friends of the  Ministry  with Chaplain Hale

Welcome to our ministry's electronic chapel. Please allow me to introduce two new missions of this ministry' naturally our spiritual understanding and pragmatic efforts  remain with our 7 Minute Miracle our most successful mission so far is found behind Take-A-Puff Not-A-Pill Our 10 hour soundtrack for the final event of your life-and thereafter a resource for a memorial and later it paints a portrait in sound

Our new missions:

  1. "Focus on a Phenomenon -Love at First Sight
  2. .Caregiving is the most challenging  job and the grief stricken or medically traumatised -there sitting through a loved ones final event  We are                                                                      here to make your stress  manageable


NEW TO MARIJUANA? CONSIDERING "GETTING HIGH" FOR THE 1ST TIME?  ARE YOU IN NEED  OF STRESS REDUCTION AND ANXIETY MANGEMENT TOOLS OR IF YOU MIGHT YOU ARE
SMOKING MORE-BUT ENJOYING IT LESS?
BELOW ARE SOME VITAL BASICS -YOUR EMAIL REQUEST WILL BE MET WITH  TAILORED SUPPORT MATERIALS AND CONSIDERATIONS- FREE
Our Chaplain Hale maintains Office Hours during which, if you need personal
advice of any kind-or if you feel a "Closer Walk" with our clergy might help

Considerations Regarding Your 1st time Use of Marijuana/Cannabis

(or your 1st time in 40 years... Man, it's so different)

from Lighter-Than-Air Ministries

First, we welcome you to visit our site lighterthanairministries.org

and here is our email [email protected]

You may call the Ministry at (707) 293-3618 (LEAVE MESSAGE PLEASE)


In Northern Sonoma County and Southern Mendocino

WE TRUST AND RECCOMEND

-RED DOOR REMEDIES -

1215 “A” South Cloverdale Blvd. Cloverdale, CA


In Southern and central Sonoma and northern Marin county

WE TRUST AND RECCOMEND

-MERCY WELLNESS

7950 Redwood Dr.  Suite 8
Cotati, CA 94931-3051

 

and in Santa Rosa 

WE TRUST AND RECOMMEND

SONOMA PATIENTS GROUP

2425 Cleveland Ave. #175
Santa Rosa, CA 95403



If you haven't smoked “it”in years or have never gotten High- well now...

. Today's weed is complex and a little goes a long way-interactions with your pharmaceuticals can happen but we haven't encountered any in 25 years of assisting patients . Also your mental health should be an important consideration and never put your health at risk-A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Patients go slowly and feel each sensation


You owe it to yourself to experience this organic and refined plant when

dried Many people don't get high the first time but what follows your second time are sensations you have never experienced- savor these first times as your “on-board” Canabanoid sensors seem to need a certain level and then

you will enjoy a physical and mental warmth and unfamilure sensations


Only products with high levels of THC will get you high CBD and other extracted plant elements offer physical pain relief and need

to be matched properly for the desired effects (and can be costly)


To avoid the tell tale odor of “pot” try concentrate but be

aware these concentrates offer perfume like traces and some of the easiest are in “Cartridges” -glass ampules which attach to an electric “pen” $30-50

for 100 “hits” inhalations 3-5 “hits” per day are good for most of us

Note: We encourage that new smokers learn from actual marijuana-it is pure, tested for safety, quantified as to potency and the Natural way


To “Get-High” without sedation use “Sativa” strains

for reliable sedation “Indica” strains will cool you out - “Hybrids” mix characteristics -these can be “tricky” not necessarily providing the same high as either one of the host strain and often are pungent


As an adult (21+) you may walk into a “Adult use “ dispensary (most) without a prescription and purchase all kinds of stuff many use ONLY cash

1/8th ounces of “weed, pot, grass, smoke usually $30-50 offers 100 puffs-

Marijuana “buds” the flower of the plant trimmed and packaged ready for

your pipe/ “bong” or rolled into a “joint” (don't forget your lighter)

Most dispensaries do not require “memberships” but all require

valid picture ID to be presented with every purchase


Actual Medical Marijuana-is currently the same potency as recreational marijuana (the plan was for less-potency for recreational) Also the county

is selling $100 “medical cards”which look similar to a drivers license (not vital until 2020) until then On-Line Dr.'s ask $50 to $100 fee to be deemed

a “Patient” - Please contact our ministry for additional information


Be cautious of “Edible Marijuana Products” it is a different more physical experience and we usually suggest that they be tried using small bites -be aware-it takes 30-60+ minutes until you feel anything They are made extra sweet and if you ate the whole cookie or “Alice B. Toklas” style brownie

you will be flat on your ass high-You can always eat more but you can't eat less Smoking Weed 2-6 hours of being noticably “High” but when swallowed 4-12 hours or more physically reacting -slightly dizzy and sluggish


lighterthanairministries.org


 

Note:  Our name-The Lighter-Than-Air Ministries was inspired by a
brief moment in conversation with art icon a man whos art influenced
a generation of "underground" artists  -R.Crumb - Hoping to meet Mr. Crumb
we traveled to The Elite restaurant and night-spot  in Port  Richmond CA to enjoy the Sunday Matinee featuring the  "Cheap Suit Serenaders" often including  Mr. R. Crumb
and we were in luck 
Mr. Crumb was listening to 3 people simultaneously and was impatient 
that the set break seemed forever -emerging from this fine club as 
Brother Buzz and I had just began "toking" a rather large "Doo-bie" 
There in our smokescreen a dim image appeared -I confess  I was a wee Tipsy too
There , with an illusion to his illustration of 'The Lighter Than Air Boys" 
and before he could nervously be asked to interact with the likes of us.
R.Crumb said "You guys are like the "Lighter Than Air Boys"  and history
will keep that episode forever in our archives, our minds and hearts

R. Crumb is  right (alot) stop TV's insidious and evil inroads

What's trumps treachery now... Because of him We Just Have to....

take it To the Streets or we will wish we had

Trump and his Billionaire Boys Club of Criminals have a plan..and it includes YOU in Jail bound and gagged

Here is information you need to avoid it 

Dictators and  fascists have a playbook ,time tested by criminals as they begin to round-up and silence those who champion freedom and believe in the American Way and the four freedoms that FDR articulated.    Roosevelt insisted that people in all nations of the world shared Americans' entitlement to four freedoms: the freedom of speech and expression, the freedom to worship God in his own way, freedom from want and freedom from fear.


We the people have an obligation a citizens to give voice to our concerns and to address our grievances 

and indict,prosecute and punish any and all who would  subvert   the Rule of Law,  mislead by lying  even with video corroboration of the truth  His strategy is clear-SILENCE DISSENTERS - JAIL OPPONENTS 

DON'T BE FOOLED THOSE "ANARCHISTS" INCLUDE

 AGENTS PROVOCATEUR'S.

a·gent pro·vo·ca·teur
ˌäZHän(t) prəˌvôkəˈtər/
noun
noun: agent provocateur; plural noun: agents provocateurs
  1. a person who induces others to break the law so that they can be convicted.

These masked agents of trump want you to act foolishly violent so they can justify
martial law restricting group gatherings (freedom of assembly) restrict freedom of Speech (our news media) and repress us using Executive Orders and Mind Control Propaganda. This all is at the behest of  Putin and is what happens before an attack.

HYPOCRISY - 

hy·poc·ri·sy
həˈpäkrəsē/ noun


DON'T JUST TRY  MARIJUANA 
EXPERIENCE
MARIJUANA

one half of Natures
" Perfect Pairing"
That Being the Blending of

Music & Marijuana

This Weeks show"The Spiritual Side of Cannabis 
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT" 
released publicly on June 26 2019
+Note to seminary students Chaplain Hale's remarks are available on your EEP disc F1

LOVE at First Sight is how our mind's and bodies are first connected -you may dwell right next door-then come's that summer's night-or bundled up against the cold-  it matters not -Love,if necessary will draw on Nature's Ways to align the two field of generation so as to allow the electricity to do its thing-Seek and ye shall find-Stay Home and watch TV -you shall never know the grace of love

-Our Ministry's Motto- 
(in latin & english)
Non ignara mali miseris succurrere disco 
our Translation
No Stranger's to Misfortune Ourselves...
We Learn to Relieve the Suffering of others

The original Latin as written  30 BC and Attributed to the Poet Virgil

By Popular Request...our Opening and Closing theme music  in it's entirety 

BWV 645: Wachet auf, ruft uns die Stimme
James Kibbie (Bach Organ Works: Schübler Chorales)
0:00/3:39

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Our theme processional as performed by Bach "Monster" Dr. James Kibbie-the title in German is  "Wachet auf Ruft uns die Stimma" or roughly translated by sage /adviser Merrengue as:
"Wake up you sleepyheads /getup/get down and Get Right" a piece just "church-like" enough for many ,admit it or not -to make it real

 DONATE   -IF YOU WANT TO HELP.  IF YOU ARE OF MEANS... NOW USE YOUR DOLLAR POWER TO CHANGE PEOPLES LIVES FOR THE BETTER- HELP US HELP OTHERS DONATE NOW! MAKE AND MAIL CHECKS DIRECTLY TO CHAPLAIN D.K. HALE  P.O. BOX 7641 COTATI, CA 94931  or call us at (707) 293-3618  Thx

Our Ministry of Deep Devotion and Caring Attention has been guided toward our Next Mission -forsaking none of our commitments -Yes we say-our education of those New to Cannabis is important -If marijuana is to be marketed like beer as just another intoxicant-our path is clear.
We must enlighten and teach of Cannabis' natural role in our culture -"just a puff away" 
SELECT OUR "FIRST TIME " PAGE  AT MENU ABOVE FOR  MORE INFORMATION

    Dear Friends and Colleagues
  We have now identified and now announce preliminary conclusions and our  amended curriculum 

AFTER 25 YEARS . . . . 
 AFTER 25 YEARS OF DEVOTIONAL SERVICE IN SUPPORT OF THE TERMINALLY ILL WE  HAVE IDENTIFIED  "SPIRITUALLY- DIRECTIVE STATEMENTS"  WHEN VOICED WERE  NEARLY IDENTICAL STATEMENTS  WHICH ARTICULATED  ESSENTIAL INFORMATION WHICH  REMAINED  HIDDEN FOR TIME IN MEMORIAL IN THE STOICISM OF THE TERMINALLY ILL AND THE FLEETING OF THEIR MOMENT

THESE "PEARLS OF WISDOM" VOICED WITH LITTLE EMOTION
OFTEN  
OUT OF CONTEXT -EACH SET OF STATEMENTS  HAS BEEN CAREFULLY AND CONFIDENTIALLY DOCUMENTED AND CURATED AS WE EMERGE  FROM THE SHADOWS AND RECOGNIZE ALL OF OUR PATIENTS NEEDED A SPIRITUAL SHAWL

A LAYER TO PROTECT THEIR SPIRIT AND RETURN LAUGHTER  TO YOUR PERSPECTIVE WHEN IT'S NEEDED - PROACTIVE AND A  JOYFUL EXPERIENCE 
 

Our Silver Anniversary +1
1993 to 2019 

Our Non-Christian and Non -Judgmental  Ministry of Service is besieged by those in need .  We have, with deep devotion carefully  reviewed our  plans for service and our utilization of the astounding data emerging even still.  We have double checked our notes and this information when viewed in totality- these 24 years of notes and journals and observations from care givers. These notes  when carefully  interpreted are truly remarkable and life changing and is now guiding this Ministry and more and different planning is indicated-the possibilities are truly endless 

Their  stated projections and  tearful proclamation giving precise spiritual characterizations and instructions about the future - carefully full of episodes and adventures -and over 24 years and the similarities of the "7 Things" as they were often described in the final "Awful Hours" as if in code-spoken without preface -easily dismissed but Golden and only identified by preparing caregivers and family as to what to be ready to observe and report.

We  believe these learned  lessons to be life affirming (mostly) instructional,  inspirational and   messages  centered on the episodic  events in your life -Often these final narratives are lost in the grief of those bedside-but in attendance we kept journals and in support of our situations and multi-dimensional thinking  we listened  to  and have marveled at the message, their piece of the puzzle that meant nothing...but in totality ....remarkable  - from that reality came what one of the fellows deemed 

ARE YOU READY? 

THERE IS ONLY ONE

 "1ST TIME"

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE


*IF THEY CAN GET IT RIGHT

Our PROGRAM 
TAKE-A-PUFF
NOT-A-PILL
WORKS!
over 1,000 people who  ended their unwanted
relationship with BOOZE , OPIOIDS EVEN  CRANK  say
TAKE-A-PUFF
 NOT-A-PILL 
WORKS! 
 TRY IT AND SEE...AS TRUMP SEZ
"WHAT DO YOU GOT TO LOSE"
see page 2  for details

 YOU TUBE  & L T A  VIEWER's
Seminarians please note this is part of lesson  plan 3

The Winter Woes and Cabin Fever and of course TV will be of No  interest to you 

  OUR DEVOTIONAL MISSIONS 

1st impressions are lasting impressions  here is your opportunity of a lifetime in so many ways. . . . 

PEOPLE ARE USING THIS ORGANIC  & NATURAL   "SELF HELP" LIFE TOOL AND SUCCESSFULLY FINDING RELIEF & JOY

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN DEAR FRIENDS

WE HAVE  INFORMATION SPIRITUAL IN NATURE 

IT IS THE  "SELF-HELP"  PSYCHOLOGICAL  REINFORCEMENT TOOL OF OUR CENTURY -SO WIDELY USED AND ENJOYED AND A VALUABLE TOOL 

THIS "HERB" THAT OUR BODIES ARE NATURALLY PREDISPOSED TO ACCEPT

HELP,  RELIEF  AND WITH CARING ACCEPTANCE WORKING FOR THE 

GOOD OF AS MANY WE CAN SERVE...AND STILL FREE -AS LONG AS THE 

RESOURCES REMAIN (DICEY)

If  you became aware of information about a tool was un-earthed that would "cool-out" a friend who is looking at their end
If each time you applied the this tool frowns went to a smiles and sharing a tool such as to those in need
We cannot explain this awkward evolution and why we  it presents itself to a Ministry such as this humble entity but we remain ever thankful
 Relieve YOUR stress and  allow your path to reveal itself

 

HERE IS THE INFORMATION TO AID YOUR UNDERSTANDING & PARTICIPATION 

that when applied with awareness of  "The Perfect Pairing" that being the
   PERFECT DOSE of CANNABIS and the most beautiful and best MUSIC in world
Use your our own tunes- use your CD's use your LP's, 45's, your Cassettes even 8 Tracks
as we supervise creating a "Super Session" a spiritually guided  natural blending
The Healing and contentment of a custom 53 minutes will offer relief from stress

whenever needed- and if you see merit in our "Self Help" tool of this new millennium  
It is a spiritual direction  helping you to COOL OUT   Your Sense of Humor is easily found because  it is in Natures plan for you to have recharging and refreshing elements in your life
-perhaps that Spiritual comfort and contentment is found in the fellowship of a Church Temple or Mosque but for all of the remainder -unable to adhere to 'Do as I say-Not asI do"
and so -called Prosperity Ministries
stress anxiety fear emotional fatigue and lack of Harmony for which we
Marijuana is a plant that evolved along with us-for us and we are physically awaiting its sensations
and crave it's comfort
 

Our Challenging world has met it's match -The 

"The Perfect Pairing"

THE APPLICATION OF THE LESSONS LEARNED ARE AMAZING AND YOU CAN JOIN US VIA COMPUTER   
NO OBLIGATIONS   NON JUDGMENTAL
www.lighterthanairministries.org

"My First Time"

15,000 nice people per day

during the first year of legalization 1/1/18

will try "The Wonder Weed"

for the first time

and for 50% of them it will be the 

 starting a beautiful relationship

that may endure 50 + years

We need to be ready to nurture and insure that the Spirituality inherent within the vapors 

 be recognized and celebrated

Let us know how you can help us


WE CAN HELP YOU

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  • First Time Smokers Guide- "FLYING LESSONS"
           Are You Smoking More..but Enjoying it LESS?                                                                       we restore your  HIGHNESS naturally 

Smoking More but
enjoying it less?

Many people who have smoked or ingested marijuana or cannabis products (edibles)
for a long time start to feel that "it's not working" -you can't get high.  Short periods without the "Wonder Weed" and we know that when it's permissible that first puff...
and it all comes back -in a "rush" that travels down your spine - and it's good to get stoned ....again. We can help you- Your Music-Your Marijuana and one (1) hour of 
your time.  Once a week (at first) for 1 hour , preferably without distraction -no cell - for just one hour   Alone...1. Get as High as a Frozen Clothesline -as high as you want or can in just seven (7)  minutes  and then 2. sit back relax high listen to a complete CD that you purchased -a CD that is relative to your scene now -Listen for  a minimum of fifty three minutes =let's see 7 Minutes getting high  then 53 minutes listening while relaxing- 53 + 7 = 60  60 minutes that will spin your habit by introducing a ritual- a 1 hour moment of grace -- no beer, no cake, just a pipe, joynt and a CD which is part of the  Soundtrack of  Your Life 

TAKE-A-PUFF  
NOT-A-PILL

OUR AWARD WINNING NARCOTICS SUBSTITUTION PROGRAM FOR THOSE OF US WHO ARE CHALLENGED  BY ADDICTION AND WANT TO REMAIN SOCIALLY INVOLVED

Narcotics Substitution Program 

KEEP YOUR HANDS BUSY- USE ONLY AS FEW NARCO'S MUCH YOU NEED AND HAVE -
 WHY NOT SAVE  THE "BIG GUNS"  'TILL LATER-WHEN THEIR OVERPOWERING NUMBING PRESENCE MAY BE NECESSARY-

Smoking More-But Enjoying it Less   try our...
 TAKE-A-PUFF  NOT-A-PILL 

Hundreds of  people have decided to  

Meet our Chaplain ...
Chaplain 
Dennis Keith Hale
 ...

The good works of our Ministry are directed by our Chaplain Hale. Attracted to this Ministry after a  routine hospital visit to a friend whose condition had quickly deteriorated. Loud death rattles and exclamations of pain were met with loud and unfortunate catcalls from this hospital rooms trio of other patients tired of deaths cacophony  -then holding his friend close as his eye's grew wide and it ended with the last sounds heard being-  from an un-silenced TV cranked up  masked the final words-  but  the shouted TV announcement "Come On Down-The Price is Right" came the end  . Since that day scores of terminally ill patients, have benefited by our ministries efforts most without family or means-once diagnosed as being "terminally ill" or of a debilitating progressive diseases retract prematurely and isolate themselves even more. These are who we help still but accept our other educational missions-and feel strongly that now we must share what has been learned-  Chaplain Hale while ordained a Christian had a falling out over Spiritualism and left to continue his life's ministry and with it his devotional practices,study and enlightenment.   

The Lighter-Than-Air Ministries

The protection of our Human Rights and Cultural Rights are fundamental to this Ministry without reservation.   We continue to  fight against and will not allow hate crimes including the  hate crime of hunger, pain, coercion, deprivation, discrimination  sexual anger &  freedom of speech, freedom of expression  sad we are still fighting this battle

Our goal is to hold those responsible who enable and commit crimes against people and those who adopt policies to favor the privileged . The homeless the newly landed and the aged who suffer from  the sad and wrong systems are our target. This Ministry remains  active and we investigate  as a special rapporteur  posting and sharing information that the world community must be aware of.  Names and location of these offenders and accurate and complete  facts must find a fearless friend so we can shine the light of public shame and social isolation and finally the U.N.

Please inform us of a situation or event that needs documentation and prosecution to ensure fairness and equality. 



Chaplain Hale addresses a significant issue effecting the marijuana industry
The Complimentary Edible's Overdose
visit our You Tube  channel to see Chaplain Hale's
"Self Control"or "I can resist everything but Temptation"

Weekly we have 300+ regular viewers and listeners of our show "The Spiritual Side of Cannabis" and if I could ever had 300 households (3.2 people "they" say) on any Sunday with any of the Congregations I served.  I would have felt relevant - Now my days are full as a happy Proselytizer and welcome to share what we have learned about life & Happiness a learned bedside during those "Awful Hours" 

Jane Doe - Another Company, LLC

 The long strange trip continues  

Your Final Set....

               BUT WE'VE GOT A PLAN THAT CAN WORK FOR YOU AS IT HAS FOR HUNDREDS
Are you Terminally ill? Or are you managing a degenerative disease ?  
         We would appreciate allowing us to explain how our Audio Aid Program
can help you and our services are FREE let us help you
give us access to your music collection and get a 10 hour portrait /scrapbook
that reflects the Soundtrack of your life did I say we ask no fee's or costs yes....it's free- FREE!

Since 1993  We have been helping to make it a little easier,...And maybe even Profound    "Your Final Set"  can help

Dr.James Kibbie -Organ Monster

                         x   IF YOU ARE HERE       and       SPEND      YOUR TIME HERE JUST WAITING

The Perfect Pairing...

Music  and Marijuana

Yes, the Perfect Pairing  -The Power of Music is paired with the Natural, organic, Wonder Weed  The rhythms , harmony's and whispered sounds of  nature are unlocked by the THC in a plant which has evolved with us to serve us - if you are ill, try it- if you are discontented -try it  
 - 
The Perfect Pairing................wow...

Behold the Power of Music

for it is real
and can change you for the better ... forever
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 CHAPLAIN DENNIS KEITH HALE  on

Every Thursday a New Episode of...

The
Spiritual
Side     
 
of  Cannabis
Every Thurday also on SPREAKER.com
PODCASTING for you

Life's events which are "Game Changers" all have their "firsts"

Your first Kiss...

Your first car

Your Graduations

anniversary's of all kinds

these life

    events are commemorated and hold

a special place in your life

these memories grow more valuable with time

Your first time using Marijuana , or maybe your first time in 40 years

you will be "trying" a natural substance -the flowers of a weed that has evolved along with us

to aid us, serve us-and it has prevailed - regardless of the governmental prohibitions and silly rules and

 a substantial number of these "FIRST TIMERS" will "dig-it" thus embarking on a 'relationship" with a new recreational mind blowing thing

a substance that you will use, enjoy, appreciate-The Wonder Weed, Pot, Grass, Mary Jane reefer- you name it-it's here, it's potent and not cheap

but it's better than beer, it can take you places, if you let it-be mindful and appreciate it and with the proper introduction and a proper 1st Time ... you may have a new friend 

 for the Next 50 years...if you're lucky  

The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.” 
― CARL SAGAN-physicist & astronomer

"It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics... dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times better than whiskey - it's an assistant - a friend."―Louis Armstrong

If you are not living right- get right- you need to get-up, get down- get loose and get funky

Chaplain Hale 1989

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By Popular Request

We Believe...

Since the beginning of this Ministry on the sands of Mexico's Gold Coast

in 1993 we have wanted to reward those who were kind enough to  help this Ministry. Expense was always an issue, and we found each nickle diverted into "gifts" was needed elsewhere (never mind rewarding our great volunteers)  But now, our fundraising volunteers who are experienced, have made us "see the light"  and as we want to share the joy and serenity we enjoy -Behold the Power of Music and regal as we  with exultation tell the tale of "The Perfect Pairing"  

Signed, numbered and framed with letter of provenance, The edition of 200 plus proofs.

Those who send a cool $100  or more our way and requesting this "premium"will receive this modesty  framed broadside print with our Ministry's set of belief's  presented for all to see. (a collectors item to be sure)

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Our Belief's as sent to the Secretary of State
We are Spiritually Guided- sometime against better judgment --Or so we are told