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7 Minute Miracle...it works!!

 The Lighter-Than-Air Ministries

Non-Christian   Non-Judgemental  
        Non-Profit   Since 1993

You've heard ALL about it. . ....
Friends will tell you they tried it
Now, You've found it!  "EUREKA"

RESEARCHERS AND SCHOLARS ALL AGREE A MIRACLE CAN HAPPEN !

MINUTE

MIRACLE

SPIRITUALITY

IN THE

SMOKE 

Here are the necessary steps to change your life forever...for the better - Celebrities and longtime practitioners agree that this becomes deeply personal with first use...follow this outline carefully



  • Compose your musical "Super Session" -53 minutes + or - 2 minutes   You will be assembling a musical set that you will listen to each week for a minimum of four weeks- so you must follow these directions to train your mind to recognize these melodies and harmonic elements.  Please think about which songs are significant to you-if you were on a desert island which 15 pieces of music you want to have with you. You are allowed only one change -on week 4  (if you need help assembling this list  ask a kid or contact this ministry-on-line you can purchase almost any song for .99                                                 
  • Schedule your weekly                     "Hour of Power" the weekly hour when you can find privacy and quiet.  You will be participating weekly for 6 weeks - thereafter to garner results a minimum of once A month   forever...

  • Find some high quality marijuana -the best you can afford- if you are new to all of this-ask a friend's advice or contact this ministry for more information with this assertion that all communication with this ministry is considers and acted upon as confidential    
  • Go to your selected space at the appointed time and for 7 minutes -from first puff  to final whiff smoke at your own pace -fast or slow, heavy duty or casual only then  .Let the music begin, remain silent for the duration of your "SuperSession"                       
  • We encourage following these time ested thought guidelines these are universal essential ife episodes       
  • Week 1 -3 significant 1st's in your life ...first kiss, first car wreck whatever is best for you                        
  •  Week 2 - Places you traveled to as a child or teenager                                                                               
  • Week 3- Your most interesting friend ever                
  • Week 4- Any actual "Dream" or "nightmare"             
  • Week 5-Your desires-Pick 3 things ie: love, money ,fame, public service -what are your true desires?      

  • Each time you invoke 'The 7 Minute Miracle" and you may do so whenever you wish to take refuge or ease the pain. At the end of the music and before speaking any word or sound -in a normal conversational voice  you will close your eyes and say (and remember or record )the word or phrase you asked us to send to you via this ministry
  •  Please go easy on smoking for the next week- you'll be enjoying the effects of this wonderful hour you awarded to yourself for a minimum of three days. This Ministry has it on good authority that if you "give" yourself to this practice you will get your sense of humor back, you will be contented with all you have-and will reach a higher high and a happier and hipper part of your life  
  • Afterwards, after all the five weeks you are requested to "testify" as to how 'The 7 Minute Miracle has affected your life  -simply send a email to this ministry [email protected]
  • You will then be included in our personal ceremony on behalf of all those so engaged in the  "7 Minute Miracle" - You'll be happy you did



This is it : Please follow the following steps to find relief and contentment utilizing the "Wonder Weed"-Marijuana  Please notify this ministry if you find this program assists you to find contentment and a sense of understanding- You will be using your natural  biorhythms which select your desired musical sounds and when interpreted by your brain make you change the station.   Add to this The "Wonder Weed" Marijuana - The plant which has evolved along with mankind allowing itself to be  genetically overbalanced to produce different medicines and when

mixed with The Power of Music and what results is the "Perfect Pairing"  of Music, your "SuperSession" of your special music  and Marijuana -of the variety you are most fond

Here follows is the field tested process that made a difference in the final days of many friends of this Ministry.  This Ministry is Spiritually Guided by processes gleened from bedsides confessions and observation

Limited access  these secrets will allow you to make a "SuperSession

that is spiritually guided by you in your selection process- your request for "The Key" -your secret password  to access your interpretation. Following the outline provided here will allow you to create a great Supersession" but the application of the "secret password instruction" will enhance and provide another direction for success

Do not cheat yourself, 
there is only one "first"

 

Chaplain of the Ministry
Chpl. Dennis Keith Hale

From a prominent old New England family burdened by  booze, gambling.and the party life of post war USA/
At age 7 during  another late night party  a young Chaplain Hale pulled back a shower curtain to find 6 of his father's underworld cronies, in the tub  smoking a joint.  So began Chaplain Hale's 50 + years a half a century of  smoking and toking and just like those "hoods" hiding  in that bath tub blowing the smoke out a tiny window. Bounced out of the Ivy League set and his quest for Divinity
at odds with management unwilling to accept the Spiritual Side of Cannabis + Since then Chaplain Hale has led an exemplary  life which includes over 70 jobs, world travel and a scrapbook of memories from his exciting personal life, his colorful professional life  including his 40 years in show business.  A pioneer and visionary  in portable video technology applications  and has, since 1993 dedicated his fiber and  being to the healing and comforting  
Power of Music as a successful  element of  palliative care plan and now, deeply, devotionally 
personally spiritually guided, Chaplain Hale continues to serve and will until he can no more. (see seminary page)

MODERN LIFE?
TAKE-A-PUFF
NOT-A-PILL

sooth it  chill iT  cool it mollify    Baby just mol·li·fy

appease the anger or anxiety of (someone).

  1. Spiritual elements such as marijuana when mixed with music make a potent mix an emollient for your mind - when applied as a procedure
  2. this procedure is  called the                                7 MINUTE MIRACLE 
  3. NEW SMOKERS 
  4. -DON'T MISS OUT ON SOME OF THE BEST PARTS OF SMOKING MARIJUANA
  5. DON'T CHEAT YOURSELF-
  6. Life is too short.
  7. MAKE YOUR "FIRST TIME" SOMETHING SPECIAL  -"WHY NOT?"  IT'S FUN
  8. IT TAKES ONLY ONE HOUR  
  9. 7 MINUTES SMOKING WEED (OR SLURPING A MEDICATED CONFECTION )AT YOUR DISCRETION FOLLOWED BY 53 MINUTES OF LISTENING TO THE COOLEST MUSIC--YOUR OWN MUSIC- YOU MAKE  A LIST AND PREPARE  53+ MINUTES FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO AFTER YOU SMOKE-BY YOURSELF, NO CELL, NO TEXTING - JUST A HIGHER YOU
  10. IT TAKEs ONE HOUR-NEW SMOKERS AND OLD YOU'LL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER AND BE ABLE TO SUMMON UP THAT EXPERIENCE CALLED THE        "7 MINUTE MIRACLE" WHENEVER -WHEREVER YOU NEED IT  AND IT'S FREE
 


HONESTLY...
ARE
YOU
SMOKING
MORE...
BUT ENJOYING IT
LESS

Weed that is...

The 7 Minute

Miracle

is a positive

proactive

way of getting

back to 

enjoying weed

and life again


Maybe even get 

your sense of

humor back!



 

7 MINUTES OF SMOKING + 53 MINUTES OF LISTENING TO THE MUSIC YOU LOVE = CONTENTMENT + JOY

          First time smoker?

-                tell us and we will send are  First Time Smoker Primer -                                                                                                                                       

THE CERTIFICATE COMMEMORATING  YOUR PARTICIPATION  IN THE  "7 MINUTE MIRACLE" IS YOURS FOR ANY CASH DONATION OF $100. usd  OR MORE -INCLUDES POSTAGE  
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