You've heard ALL about it. . ....Friends will tell you they tried itNow, You've found it! "EUREKA"
RESEARCHERS AND SCHOLARS ALL AGREE A MIRACLE CAN HAPPEN !
Here are the necessary steps to change your life forever...for the better - Celebrities and longtime practitioners agree that this becomes deeply personal with first use...follow this outline carefully
- Compose your musical "Super Session" -53 minutes + or - 2 minutes You will be assembling a musical set that you will listen to each week for a minimum of four weeks- so you must follow these directions to train your mind to recognize these melodies and harmonic elements. Please think about which songs are significant to you-if you were on a desert island which 15 pieces of music you want to have with you. You are allowed only one change -on week 4 (if you need help assembling this list ask a kid or contact this ministry-on-line you can purchase almost any song for .99
- Schedule your weekly "Hour of Power" the weekly hour when you can find privacy and quiet. You will be participating weekly for 6 weeks - thereafter to garner results a minimum of once A month forever...
- Find some high quality marijuana -the best you can afford- if you are new to all of this-ask a friend's advice or contact this ministry for more information with this assertion that all communication with this ministry is considers and acted upon as confidential
- Go to your selected space at the appointed time and for 7 minutes -from first puff to final whiff smoke at your own pace -fast or slow, heavy duty or casual only then .Let the music begin, remain silent for the duration of your "SuperSession"
- We encourage following these time ested thought guidelines these are universal essential ife episodes
- Week 1 -3 significant 1st's in your life ...first kiss, first car wreck whatever is best for you
- Week 2 - Places you traveled to as a child or teenager
- Week 3- Your most interesting friend ever
- Week 4- Any actual "Dream" or "nightmare"
- Week 5-Your desires-Pick 3 things ie: love, money ,fame, public service -what are your true desires?
- Each time you invoke 'The 7 Minute Miracle" and you may do so whenever you wish to take refuge or ease the pain. At the end of the music and before speaking any word or sound -in a normal conversational voice you will close your eyes and say (and remember or record )the word or phrase you asked us to send to you via this ministry
- Please go easy on smoking for the next week- you'll be enjoying the effects of this wonderful hour you awarded to yourself for a minimum of three days. This Ministry has it on good authority that if you "give" yourself to this practice you will get your sense of humor back, you will be contented with all you have-and will reach a higher high and a happier and hipper part of your life
- Afterwards, after all the five weeks you are requested to "testify" as to how 'The 7 Minute Miracle has affected your life -simply send a email to this ministry [email protected]
- You will then be included in our personal ceremony on behalf of all those so engaged in the "7 Minute Miracle" - You'll be happy you did
This is it : Please follow the following steps to find relief and contentment utilizing the "Wonder Weed"-Marijuana Please notify this ministry if you find this program assists you to find contentment and a sense of understanding- You will be using your natural biorhythms which select your desired musical sounds and when interpreted by your brain make you change the station. Add to this The "Wonder Weed" Marijuana - The plant which has evolved along with mankind allowing itself to be genetically overbalanced to produce different medicines and when
mixed with The Power of Music and what results is the "Perfect Pairing" of Music, your "SuperSession" of your special music and Marijuana -of the variety you are most fond
Here follows is the field tested process that made a difference in the final days of many friends of this Ministry. This Ministry is Spiritually Guided by processes gleened from bedsides confessions and observation
Limited access these secrets will allow you to make a "SuperSession"
that is spiritually guided by you in your selection process- your request for "The Key" -your secret password to access your interpretation. Following the outline provided here will allow you to create a great Supersession" but the application of the "secret password instruction" will enhance and provide another direction for success
Do not cheat yourself, there is only one "first"
Chaplain of the MinistryChpl. Dennis Keith Hale
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appease the anger or anxiety of (someone).
- Spiritual elements such as marijuana when mixed with music make a potent mix an emollient for your mind - when applied as a procedure
- this procedure is called the 7 MINUTE MIRACLE
- NEW SMOKERS
- -DON'T MISS OUT ON SOME OF THE BEST PARTS OF SMOKING MARIJUANA
- DON'T CHEAT YOURSELF-
- Life is too short.
- MAKE YOUR "FIRST TIME" SOMETHING SPECIAL -"WHY NOT?" IT'S FUN
- IT TAKES ONLY ONE HOUR
- 7 MINUTES SMOKING WEED (OR SLURPING A MEDICATED CONFECTION )AT YOUR DISCRETION FOLLOWED BY 53 MINUTES OF LISTENING TO THE COOLEST MUSIC--YOUR OWN MUSIC- YOU MAKE A LIST AND PREPARE 53+ MINUTES FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO AFTER YOU SMOKE-BY YOURSELF, NO CELL, NO TEXTING - JUST A HIGHER YOU
- IT TAKEs ONE HOUR-NEW SMOKERS AND OLD YOU'LL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER AND BE ABLE TO SUMMON UP THAT EXPERIENCE CALLED THE "7 MINUTE MIRACLE" WHENEVER -WHEREVER YOU NEED IT AND IT'S FREE
HONESTLY...AREYOUSMOKINGMORE...BUT ENJOYING ITLESS
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7 MINUTES OF SMOKING + 53 MINUTES OF LISTENING TO THE MUSIC YOU LOVE = CONTENTMENT + JOY
First time smoker?
- tell us and we will send are First Time Smoker Primer -